Tosh.0. The special guest was Chris Rock for that episode. I hadn't put in my headphones yet so I was just viewing the video streaming. So I have no idea what the basis or the reasoning of showing this video (I embedded the video in my draft and once I previewed the post and saw what it looks like I couldn't leave it there, hence the link to the video). VIEWER DISCRETION HIGHLY ADVISED!!!
That video is officially the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. In fact, I'm having a hard time even sharing this video. It gives me the chills just to think about it. I'm actually trying to convince myself that it was totally made up, a Hollywood stunt with lots of mayonnaise used. Yuck!
While on the subject I'm reminded of when my daughter was born. She was our first baby and I had planned on not watching the actual birth. While it's a beautiful MOMENT, birth is not something I actually would have liked to witness. So you know, I would stand by Aubrey's side and hold her hand and offer grand words of encouragement. Right? WRONG!
Just as I was orating a fantastic verse of beautiful poetry meant to motivate and stimulate my struggling wife, the doctor looked in my direction and yelled "Grab her leg!" I glanced over my shoulder looking for the nurse who the doctor was ordering to move into action. I saw nobody. I gave the doctor one of those looks while pointing to myself so as to convey "Who? Me?" She nodded in the affirmative.
Oh boy! I grabbed Aubrey's leg and where did that place my head but about a foot and a half away from ALL the action. Double oh boy! To my credit I did not faint or dry heave. I was a trooper I tell ya! I held that leg until and beyond the point that I felt like my arms were going to fall off. I'm sure Aubrey's reading this rolling her eyes and thinking "Yeah, well how do you think I felt?"
Well Aubrey, I'm so happy that you brought us that beautiful baby girl ten years ago. Thank you! Even if it was gross... :)
What are the grossest things you've ever seen?